Ready to take a bite out of the Big Apple—with laughter? These 200 funny New York puns are Empire State-of-the-art comedy! Whether you’re a native New Yorker or just visiting for the pizza, these witty wordplays will have you laughing from the Bronx to Brooklyn. Let’s get punny in the city that never sleeps!
Exploring the Big Apple: A Bunch of New York Puns 🍎🗽
- Empire State of Mind-blown 🤯
- Times Squared 😂
- You’re SoHo Funny 😆
- Brooklyn and Entertainin’ 🎭
- Statue of Hilarity 🗽🤣
- Bronx Cheer Alert 📣😄
- Manhat-tickle Me 😂
- Queens of Comedy 👑😜
- A Slice of Laughter 🍕😋
- 5th Ave-nue the Funny Way 🛍️😁
- Subway Giggles 🚇😹
- Central Park & Rec 😄🌳
- Punsylvania Station 🚉😂
- N-Y-See What I Did There? 👀🗽
- Broadway Chuckles 🎭😆
- Pizza My Heart, NYC Style 🍕❤️
- Coney Island Cracks Me Up 🎢🤣
- Wall Street Wits 💼😄
- Laugh York City 😂🌆
- I ❤️ Pun York 🥰🗽
- Bagel Me Laughing 🥯🤣
- No Sleep Till Pun-lyn 😴😜
- Harlem Shake of Laughter 💃😆
- Battery Park-ed with Jokes ⚡🎉
- Gotham Guffaws 🦇😂
Manhattan Marvels: Pun-tastic Tales from the City 🗽🏙️
- Mad-hattan Laughter 🤪🗽
- Uptown Funky Puns 🎷😆
- Lexing-TON of Laughs 😂📍
- Times Ha-Ha-Square ⏰🤣
- Park It Right Here for Jokes 🚗🌳
- Manhat-TON of Giggles 🤣📦
- Flatiron-ically Funny 🏢😄
- Avenue Q-Tee Giggles 🧸😂
- Laugh-ayette Street 😆🛣️
- Broad-WAY Too Funny 🎭😜
- Punder the Brooklyn Bridge 🌉😹
- Subway Say What?! 🚇😮
- Chelsea Giggle District 🖼️🤣
- Greenwich Mean Puns 🧭😄
- SoHo Hilarious 😝🛍️
- Meatpacking District of Humor 🥩😆
- Tribeca-ling with Laughter 🏙️😂
- Rockefeller LOL Center 🏛️🤣
- MoMA Said a Joke 🎨😅
- Hell’s Kitch-haha-en 🔥😜
- Battery Sparked Some Jokes 🔋😄
- Wall Street Wordplay 💰😂
- Grand Central Pun-eral 🚉🤣
- Chinatown Chow and Chuckles 🍜😆
- Empire Great-of-Mind 🧠🏙️
Brooklyn’s Best: A Slice of New York Puns 🍕🌉
- Brooklyn Bridge the Laughs 🌉😄
- DUMBO? More Like LOLBO! 🐘😂
- Park Slope and Giggle 🎢😆
- Williams-giggle-burg 😝🏘️
- Bushwick-ed Sense of Humor 🖌️🤣
- Coney Island Chuckles 🎡😜
- Flatbushin’ Up the Laughs 🚋😂
- Red Hooked on Puns 🪝😆
- Crown Heights of Comedy 👑🤣
- Gowanus? More Like Go-laugh-us! 🌊😅
- Prospect Park & Punchlines 🌳🎭
- Brook-laugh-n Bound! 🚌😂
- Sheepshead Ha-ha Bay 🐑😄
- Bay Ridge of Giggles 🌊😆
- Greenpoint Me to the Puns! 🧭🤣
- Brighton Ha-Ha Beach 🌞🏖️
- Bed-Stuy Belly Laughs 🛏️😄
- East New York, East New Laughs ➡️😂
- Laughlynites Unite! 🌆😜
- Barclays Center of Jokes 🏀🤣
- Smorgas-lol-burg 🍽️😅
- Nostrand Av-e-nue the Giggles 🛤️😂
- Brownstone & Groan Zones 🏠😆
- Pizza My Brooklyn Heart 🍕❤️😄
- Born to Pun in Brooklyn 🍼🎤
Subway Surprises: Riding the Rails of New York Puns 🚇😄
- Train-ing for Laughs 🚆😂
- Mind the Pun Gap 🕳️😜
- Express Yourself… with Puns 🏃♂️🤣
- Underground LOL Railroad 🕶️😆
- Laughter at Every Stop 🚉😄
- The F Train: Funny Business Only 🚇😝
- Pun-der the Tracks 🛤️😂
- Giggling on the G Line 🅶😜
- C Train of Chuckles 🚆🤣
- LOL-ster Avenue Laughs 🛑😆
- Union Square of Humor 🔄😂
- Waiting for a LOL Delay ⏱️😅
- Metrocard of Many Puns 💳🤣
- The MTA: Much Too Amusing 🚌😂
- Stand Clear of the Closing Jokes 🚪😄
- Platform Puns Ahead 🚏😆
- Late Train, On-Time Laughs ⏰🤣
- Uptown Funky Puns 🎶🚇
- Transfer to the ROFL Line 🔁😹
- Straphangers with a Sense of Humor 🪢😜
- Next Stop: Hilarity 🚉😄
- Hold Onto the Laughing Pole 🪄😂
- Seat Taken… by My Jokes 🪑😆
- Sub-witty Shenanigans 🚇😝
- Rush Hour? More Like Pun Power! 🕔💥
Central Park Fun: Nature-Inspired New York Puns 🌳😄
- Tree-mendous Times in Central Bark 🌲🐶
- Leaf It to New York 🍃😆
- Parks and Roar-creation 🦁🌳
- The Great Lawn-tertainment 🎭🍀
- Bench Please! I’m Laughing 🪑😂
- Squirrely Good Jokes 🐿️🤣
- Picnic and Pun-ish 🍉😜
- Bow Bridge of Giggles 🌉😄
- Pine-ing for NYC 🌲❤️
- Sheep Meadow Shenanigans 🐑😆
- Fern-tastic Fun 🌿🤣
- LOL-belvedere Castle 🏰😂
- Rock On, Central Park! 🪨😄
- No Shade, Just Puns 🌳😎
- The Ramble That Tickled Me 😂🌿
- Reservoir of Laughs 💧😜
- Buzzin’ with Bee-yond Funny 🐝🤣
- You’re Tree-ly Hilarious 🌳😹
- Nature Calls… with Jokes 📞🍂
- Branch Out Into Humor 🌿😆
- Lawn and Order: Pun Unit 👮♂️🌱
- Row Row Row Your Puns 🚣😂
- Punny Paths and Leafy Laughs 🛤️🍁
- Hike Me Up With Laughter 🥾😄
- Bloom Where You’re Pun-ed 🌸😜
Statue of Liberty Laughs: Iconic New York Puns 🗽😂
- Liberty Giggle Bell 🔔🤣
- Statue of Hilar-ty 🗽😆
- Lady LOLberty 👑😂
- Freedom Rings… with Puns 🔔😜
- Torch You a Good One 🔥😄
- United States of A-mirth 🇺🇸🤣
- Ellis LOL-land 🚢😂
- Stars, Stripes, and Snickers ⭐😆
- Big Apple, Bigger Laughs 🍎🗽
- Pun and Prosper, America ✨😜
- Crown Jewel of Comedy 👑🤣
- A Beacon of Glee 🔥😄
- Island of Laugherty 🏝️😂
- Red, White & LOL 🇺🇸😹
- Lighting Up with Laughter 🗽💡
- LOLberty Enlightening the World 🌍😄
- She’s a Laugh-ting Legend 🗽🤣
- Stand Tall & Pun On 📏😜
- Immigrants Welcome… Jokes Too! 🌎😆
- From Sea to Shining Pun 🌊✨
- Land of the Free, Home of the Ha-ha 🇺🇸😂
- A Torchbearer of Humor 🔥😝
- New York’s First Lady of Laughs 🗽👸
- Crowning Achievement in Comedy 👑😆
- Laugherty Island Adventures 🚤😂
Broadway Bound: Theatrics and New York Puns 🎭🎶
- Wicked-ly Funny 😂🧙♀️
- Les Misérib-lol 🎤🤣
- The Pun-antom of the Opera 🎭👻
- Hamilton? Hamil-ton of Laughs! 🇺🇸😆
- Dear Evan Hilarious 📬😂
- The Lion LOL 🦁🤣
- Aladdin and the Magical Puns 🧞😜
- You Can’t Stop the Pun! 🕺🎶
- My Fair LOLdy 👒😆
- Fiddler on the LOLfiddle 🎻😂
- Puns Over Sunset Blvd 🌇🤣
- Joke Miserables 🎤😄
- Hairspray and Hysterics 💨😂
- Waitress Serving Up Puns 🥧🤣
- Chicago? More Like Chi-giggle! 🕴️😜
- The Sound of LOLs 🎶😆
- Kinky Boots, Kinkier Puns 👢😝
- Sweeney Todd’s Cut-up Comedy 💈😂
- Punderstudies Take the Stage 🎬🤣
- Punny and Clyde 🚗🔫
- Rent? You’ll Laugh Every Minute 💸😄
- Cats… and Catty Punchlines 🐱🎭
- Showpun-stoppers Ahead 🚫😂
- Mamma Mia, That’s Funny! 🇬🇷🤣
- Curtain Call for Comedy 🎟️😆
Pizza Puns: A Cheesy Love for New York’s Slice 🍕🧀
- Slice, Slice Baby 🎶🍕
- You Wanna Pizza Me? 🤨🍕
- In Crust We Trust 🙏🧀
- Dough You Love New York? 🍞❤️
- Toppings of the Town 🍄🌶️
- Pizza My Heart ❤️🍕
- Cheesy Does It 🧀😄
- Slice to Meet You! 👋🍕
- No ‘Slice’ Like Home 🏠🍕
- Extra Cheese, Extra Laughs 🧀🤣
- That’s How We Roll (the Dough) 🍕🎲
- Mozzarella Mirth 🧀😆
- Pie Hard with a Vengeance 💥🍕
- Pepperoni Pun-derful 🍕😜
- You’ve Got a Pizza My Mind 🧠🍕
- Crust Me, I’m Funny 😎🍞
- Slice, Slice, Baby! 🎵🍕
- Top That! 🍅🧀
- Baked to Perfection 🔥🍕
- Rolling in the Dough 💰🍞
- Cheese the Day! 🧀☀️
- Saucy and Punny 🍅😂
- Olive You So Much 🫒❤️
- Pizza the Action 🍕🎬
- Slice Up Your Life! ✂️🍕
New York Bagel Banter: A Hole Lot of Fun 🥯😂
- You’re the Hole Package 🥯🎁
- Bagel-ieve It or Not! 🤯🥯
- Lox and Loaded 🐟🔫
- Spread the Laughs 🧈😄
- A Hole Lot of Humor 🕳️🤣
- Cream Cheese Please! 🧀😆
- Bageliciously Punny 🍩😜
- Schmear the Fun Around 🥯😂
- Everything’s Better with a Pun 🥯✨
- Hole-y Moly! That’s Funny! 🕳️😲
- Bagel Up Some Giggles 🥯😄
- Punny with a Side of Lox 🐟🤣
- The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread 🍞🥯
- Rise and Dine with Laughs 🍽️😆
- To Toast or Not to Toast? 🔥🥯
- Puns That Donut Stop 🍩😂
- Bagel and the Beast 🥯🐉
- Freshly Baked Comedy 🍞🤣
- Dough You Want Some Laughs? 🍩😜
- Toast to the Fun Times 🥂🥯
- The Whole Story 🕳️📖
- Schmear It On Thick 🧈😆
- Hole-y Humor Ahead 🕳️😂
- Bagel Boss of Puns 🥯👑
- Knead a Laugh? Here’s One! 🍞🤣
Times Square Tickles: Bright Lights and New York Puns 🌟🕺
- Bright Lights, Big Laughs 💡😂
- Neon Giggle Signs 🎆😆
- Broadway and LOLs 🎭🤣
- Tickled Pink in Times Square 💖😜
- The Laugh Is Right Here! 🎤😄
- Billboard Banter 📺😆
- Electric Chuckles ⚡😹
- Flashy Fun Ahead 📸🤣
- Pedestrian Pun Zone 🚶♂️😜
- Crowd Control of Comedy 👥😂
- The Great LED Giggle Show 💡😄
- Taxi-Honk for Laughs 🚕🤣
- Midnight Mirth 🌙😆
- Jokes Under the Jumbo Screen 📺😂
- Times Square Shenanigans 🕺😜
- City That Never Sleeps… or Stops Laughing 🌃🤣
- Giggle Among the Glitter ✨😄
- Flashbulb Funnies 📸😂
- Broadway Bound Chuckles 🎟️😆
- Laughs on Every Corner 🛣️🤣
- Brightest Jokes in the City 🌟😜
- Neon Nighttime Nonsense 💡😄
- Crowd-Pleaser Comedy 👏😂
- Billboard Banter Bash 🎉😆
- Dazzling and Pun-derful ✨🤣
Culinary Capers: Foodie New York Puns to Chew On 🍽️😋
- Bite Me, New York! 🍏😜
- Fork Yeah! 🍴😆
- Taste the Big Apple 🍎😄
- Donut Worry, Be Happy 🍩😂
- Slice, Slice Baby 🍕🎶
- Lettuce Entertain You 🥬🤣
- Spoonful of Fun 🥄😆
- Spillin’ the Beans ☕😜
- The Real Dill 🥒😂
- Rolling in the Dough 💰🍞
- Egg-cited for NYC 🍳😄
- Peas Be With You 🥗😆
- You’re One in a Melon 🍉😍
- Baguette About It 🥖😂
- Sweet Talkin’ in SoHo 🍰😜
- Cheesy Does It 🧀🤣
- Taco ‘Bout a Good Time 🌮😄
- Brew Can Do It ☕👍
- Savor the Flavor 🍲😋
- Shake It Up, NYC 🥤😆
- Grill Power 🍔🔥
- Popcorn and Punchlines 🍿😂
- Peanut Butter and Jokes 🥜🤣
- Spice Up Your Life 🌶️😜
- Toast to the Good Times 🥂🍞
🏙️ Skyscraper Smiles: 25 Tall Tales of NYC Puns 😄
- 🗽 Statue of Hilarity
- 🌆 Empire Chuckling Building
- 🚕 Punsylvania Station
- 🌉 Brooklyn Pun-idge
- 🥯 Bagel My Day
- 📞 Call Me Maybe–at Rockefeller
- 🛴 The Bronx Cheers
- 🍎 Big Pun-ple
- 🏢 Concrete Giggle Jungle
- 🚇 Sub-witty Express
- 🧤 Glove York City
- 🎭 Broad-laugh-way
- 🧀 Cheddar Island Ferry
- 🍕 Slice Me Up, Scotty
- 🌃 Manhat-ha!
- 🎡 Laughing Liberty
- 🧼 SoHo Clean Jokes
- 👠 5th Giggle Avenue
- 📸 Times Squ-heeze
- 🚁 Punder the Hudson
- 🛍️ LOL Fifth Avenue
- 🧳 Tour de Funnyside
- 🧠 Upper Pun Side
- 🎷 Jest Village
- 🛑 Stop, You’re Harlem Me!
🌍 Cultural Corners: 25 Worldly New York Puns with Global Flavor 🗽😄
- 🍜 Little Wok-ing (Chinatown meets London)
- 🎭 Koreatown Kabuki
- 🕌 SoHoq (SoHo + souq)
- 🥨 Bavaria on Broadway
- 🥘 Paella del Barrio
- 🧘 Namaste Village
- 🎎 Origami Heights
- 🍝 Pastaville on the Hudson
- 🪘 Drumhattan
- 🧆 Falafel Side (Upper West Side pun)
- 🥟 Dim Sumanhattan
- 🪭 Nolita Nippon
- 🏯 Shinto SoHo
- 🪔 Diwali Square
- 🌮 Taco Tribeca
- 🥁 Bronx Samba Beat
- 🎨 Mural-east Side
- 🥢 Zen Central Station
- 🪙 Midtown Marrakesh
- 🎷 Jazz-alem Avenue
- 🍲 Pho-gettaboutit
- 🕌 Minaret in Midtown
- 🍇 Grape-eka (Greek Astoria pun)
- 🌶️ Spice Side Story
- 🐪 Camelback in Chelsea
🍁❄️🌸☀️ Seasonal Shenanigans: 25 New York Puns for Every Time of Year 🗽😄
- 🌸 Spring Street in Bloom
- 🐣 Eggs-press Train to Easter Side
- 🐝 Buzz-lantic Avenue
- 🌧️ Rainhattan Days
- 🎐 April Fools Square
- 🌞 SoHot in SoHo
- 🍦 Popsicle Park Slope
- 🎆 Fireworks of Julyork
- 🏖️ Coney Island Breeze
- 🍉 Melonhattan
- 🍂 Fall-in on Fifth
- 🎃 Boo-klyn Heights
- 🍁 Leaf It to the Bronx
- 🧣 Frost Side Story
- ❄️ SnowHo (Snow + SoHo)
- ⛸️ Ice Ice Flatbush
- 🎄 Yule-ork City
- 🕎 Hanukkah Heights
- 🥂 Times Cheers Square
- 📆 Calendar Canal Street
- 🌬️ Blizzard of Oz-ark Place
- ☃️ NoChill Nolita
- 🌷 Petals in Park Slope
- 🧊 Frozen Ferry Fun
- 🥳 New Yawn’s Eve
conclusion
New York City is full of energy, excitement, and now — puns! From bagels to bridges, there’s no shortage of funny wordplay. These puns take the Big Apple and make it even juicier.
Whether you’re strolling through Times Square or grabbing a slice in Brooklyn, these jokes bring a smile to every borough. They mix landmarks, food, and culture with clever twists. It’s the perfect combo of city pride and good humor.
